Monday, January 31, 2011

A Very Candid Conversation with Rudy Sarzo



Rudy and I at Chiller Theatre Apr 30, 2011



Rudy Sarzo has had one of the most prolific careers in hard rock/metal bass guitar playing. His career began when he got a chance to play alongside one of the finest rock guitarists in the world, Randy Rhoads, in Quiet Riot. Later on, he would get to play with Randy Rhoads again when he joined Ozzy Osbourne’s band. The time working with Randy still ranks as the high point of Ozzy Osbourne’s entire solo career. Rudy wrote a book about his time with Ozzy and Randy called Off the Rails. (If you consider yourself an Ozzy or Randy fan and you haven’t read Off the Rails, you need to stop what you are doing and buy this book now by clicking on this link.) That magical era with Randy ended when Randy died tragically in a plane crash.

Rudy would continue working with Quiet Riot again. He helped them record the album
Metal Health, which hit #1 on the pop charts (still a rare feat for a metal album) and which contained the hits “Cum on Feel the Noize” and the title track “Metal Health”. The band’s success, however, did not continue with their follow-up album, Condition Critical.

However, Rudy’s success did not end. He went on to join Whitesnake, which, like Ozzy and Quiet Riot, would be at their highest point. The band had just recorded the multiplatinum 1987 album and Rudy was there to appear in the famous videos that featured the sexy Tawny Kitaen(lead singer David Coverdale’s then -wife) and tour. He would continue with the band to record
Slip of the Tongue, in which he got to play alongside the legendary guitarist Steve Vai.

After Whitesnake, Rudy continue to play with other legends of hard rock and metal as Yngwie Malmsteen, Dio and Blue Oyster Cult, with whom he currently tours. Rudy can also be seen on the VH1 classic show
Rock ‘n’Roll Fantasy Camp, playing a counselor teaching other aspiring musicians how to be rockers.

In this candid conversation, we discuss Rudy’s time with Randy in Quiet Riot and Ozzy(but not all of it, again go here to get the whole story), his time with the
Metal Health era of Quiet Riot, Whitesnake, Yngwie, Dio and Blue Oyster Cult. We will discuss what Rudy is up to nowadays. As readers will see, he keeps himself quiet busy when he’s not on stage. I really want thank Rudy for taking the time out to speak to me.



Jeff Cramer: So, what inspired you to pick up your bass?

Rudy Sarzo: I guess it was one way to get chicks as a fat little kid growing up. When I saw the impact that The Beatles had on the females, I said “That is the way to go.” The girls are all screaming at you. So yeah, I would say that most of the guys of my generation that picked up the guitar, I think it was ‘cause of that. We did it because of the chicks.

Then, of course, once you really start to become a practicing musician then you realize there’s more to it than women. I have been married for over 26 years, it’s not [Laughs]. Of course it’s great for my relationship with my wife because she’s very proud of what I do. It’s a whole different thing. You look at music as a language of communication rather than just something to sling a guitar over your shoulders and have girls screaming at you.

JC: So before you would get into all those hard rock or metal bands, is metal what you started off playing initially?

RS: Not necessarily. I grew up in an era with the radio, back in the late 60s to early 70s, that used to play just about anything. I’d hear back-to-back Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Johnny Mathis, Santana. It was just popular music. It wasn’t really like ‘this is heavy’ or ‘that’s R&B’ or ‘this is pop’ or whatever. It was just ‘good music is good music’. So I got to play a lot of different styles. It was pretty much mandatory, if you were gonna be in a cover band, to cover whatever was popular in the Top 40. It wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles and started playing with the Randy Rhoads version of Quiet Riot.

I really got to play with a band that was primarily focusing on original material and it was a band that the music style was basically just more rock than anything else, because we did originals. We didn’t have to go and do the other styles of music that might be on the radio because we were not a cover band. Even though Quiet Riot did covers, of course -“Cum on Feel the Noize” - but that was like later on. In the Randy Rhoads version of Quiet Riot there was some Small Faces covered and a couple of other bands who were covered but that was kind of more like a tip of the hat to those bands than anything else.

JC: Small Faces doesn’t surprise me, since I’ve heard Kevin Dubrow talk about his fascination with the lead singer of the Small Faces: Steve Marriott.

RS: Yeah, exactly.

JC: So how did you get into Quiet Riot, because at that point there had already been two albums released? How did you get the gig?

RS: Actually, one album had been released, and when I joined the band they were still waiting to release the second album, the Japanese releases, not the American release. That’s why my photo went up on the second album. By the time I joined the band it was already recorded and mixed and ready to go. The bass player was not in the band anymore, so they just put me on the cover.




Rudy on the cover of Quiet Riot II






JC: Right. So you went on for Quiet Riot and I guess that would go on until Randy was picked by Ozzy?

RS: Uh, yes and no. You know, the band by that time were facing a lot of difficulties with finding a record deal in the industry, because the industry was basically interested in new wave and punk and we were doing the furthest thing from that. They thought in 1978 that our music was dinosaur music [Laughs]. So yeah, so the band fell apart and at the same time Randy was being offered this spot with Ozzy, so of course he went to England, became Ozzy’s guitar player and composer.

JC: Did you do anything in the interim before you went to work with Ozzy?

RS: Yeah. We were just trying to get things off the ground. There was a band called Private Army with Frankie Banali.

JC: Okay.

RS: And yeah, which is what – we did a bunch of demos, and then I was in two bands. Basically I was Kevin’s roommate, Kevin Dubrow’s roommate, so I would play on and off with Dubrow and then also I was a member of Angel.

JC: In the book Off the Rails you mentioned you initially turned down the offer to play with Ozzy when you got the phone call.

RS: Yeah I did. That was my first reaction because I was already in Angel. I liked the guys. I liked everything about it. We got along really well, but, then again, I was sleeping on the floor with a sheet [Laughs].

JC: I know. That’s why I was surprised you turned it down.

RS: Yeah, you know, I don’t know. I’m one of those guys that, once I make a commitment, that’s it. I’m committed to this, but after I hung up the phone I realized that I wasn’t committed too much. I was playing with a really good band, a bunch of nice guys, but I wasn’t getting anything out of it. I couldn’t actually live on that. Plus on top of that, the biggest reason to play with Ozzy was because I had to play with Randy again.

Ozzy was looking for a rhythm section. Randy recommended me. The original rhythm section, Lee Kerslake and Bob Daisley, had recorded Diary of a Madman and even before that, Blizzard of Ozz. So when I joined the band it was for the Blizzard of Ozz tour even though we were doing a couple songs from Diary during the Blizzard of Ozz tour because, first of all, we needed songs for the set, and second of all it was kind of like a preview of things to come. During the middle – actually it got released in, okay, we did the American tour in early 1981.

We took a month off and then we went over to England and Europe and continued touring for the release of Diary of a Madman in 1981. Actually yeah, we did the European tour in 1981, I believe starting in around October/November, and then we actually did two shows in 1981 for the Diary of a Madman tour. That would be December 30 at the Cow Palace and the 31st at the Sports Arena in Los Angeles, but the bulk of that tour was in 1982.

JC: As with the Quiet Riot album, your photo would be featured on Diary of a Madman even though you hadn’t played on it.

RS: It happened again with Diary of a Madman. Actually, it’s explained in Druid. It says “the Ozzy Osborne band”; it doesn’t say that [drummer] Tommy Aldridge and I played on the record. You have to know how to read Druid. There are like one or two roadies in England that can do that.





The Ozzy Osbourne band




JC: It was just kind of funny you publishing the negative reviews of the Ozzy tour in your book. The reviewers get things wrong. For instance, they mistake you and Tommy for Bob and Lee.

RS: Yeah. Well, of course nobody was paying attention to what Ozzy was doing or what the band was doing. So any time we were coming to town there were people that were hired as journalists. Their job was to go and review the show, but they just didn’t think that it was gonna be worth the gas – it was really cheap there – to go and see the show. They would just probably get the tickets for their nephew and say, “Here, go catch the show” and then they would just make stuff up for the next day. All the reviews are completely wrong. [To see how amazing the shows really were and how dead wrong the reviewers were, click here to see a live version of “Crazy Train”.]

JC: While audiences would see twenty years later what Ozzy and Sharon were like, you got to see Ozzy and Sharon in the flesh, but at that time, Ozzy obviously hadn’t cleaned up necessarily or wasn’t the affable, confused dad we saw on the show.

RS: You know, he was younger. We were all younger. We were all in our early 30s, I think. You have this sense of, like, you’re indestructible basically, and we were pretty bored. There was nothing to do on the road. You know today you have your laptops and you can be very creative on the road, which is what most of us do nowadays. Back then it was like the highlight of the day of was going to the bar, which is stupid. I don’t even drink anymore. I don’t have time for the hangovers. I’m too busy creating stuff, but yeah, going on the road, man, that can really kill you, or at least kill your liver, but that was then, this is now.

There was definitely an evolution of the individuals, Sharon and Ozzy. I got to tell you, they took great care of me. They gave me a shot. Just with Randy Rhoads’s recommendation they brought me into their inner circle. I mean, I could’ve been a total disaster as a human being, but they were taking a big chance on me. That was the make it or break it tour for Ozzy, so I really appreciated that they trusted me and gave me an opportunity. They gave me a career and they took great care of me. They were fantastic.

JC: Your book finally clears up the bat incident. The story I used to read said that Ozzy mistakes a live bat for a rubber bat and proceeds to try to bite his head off. The bat retaliated and bit Ozzy back, giving him rabies. In your book, it now clarifies the bat was dead, but Ozzy did bite it.

RS: Well the bat was lying on the ground and there’s no way you’re going to be on the ground if you’re alive with all that racket going on. But he did bite it and it was a live bat.

JC: I still tell everyone how the band had trouble playing Texas after Ozzy peed on the Alamo. Yet twenty years later, the first president to invite Ozzy to the White House was George W. Bush, former governor of Texas.

RS: Oh yeah. Pretty ironic. Ozzy pissing on the Alamo and having his life threatened by different militant groups in Texas. Yeah.

JC: Actually, it’s interesting, ‘cause I’m looking at Keith Richards’s bio and he says something about being wanted in Arkansas, and a similar thing happened years later. Bill Clinton, the former governor of Arkansas, asked the Stones to play for a private event he was holding.

RS: Yeah. It’s rock & roll. Matter of fact, when this happened with Ozzy it was 1982, and I believe Keith Richards’s incident was 1973, ’76… So if you look at it, it was only maybe five or six years between. Thirty years ago, six years was a long time ago. Nowadays, it seems to be going really fast for whatever reason, but yeah. Things did not change much between the 70s and the early 80s as far as middle-America.

JC: While you were touring with Ozzy, both he and the metal genre were seen as the reason for all the evils in the world. However, both he and metal are now seen in a different light, while rap and violent video games are looked upon as the latest threat to society.

RS: Yeah, because this is a generation that grew up listening to it, and now the youth is controlling, making a substantial contribution to society and the media. Yeah of course you’re gonna have as a reference what you grew up with and you’re gonna put that into everything that you do in your life. Metal plays a big part nowadays.


JC: Let’s get back to the music itself. I was at Ozzfest this past year (2010) and to this day, the majority of the setlist that Ozzy played was the stuff both you and Randy played.

RS: Yeah. I mean, the stuff that Randy and I and Tommy and Don Airey and Ozzy performed live and that Ozzy got to record with Randy and Bob and Lee, those are very iconic records. They were records that became the blueprint for basically a generation of new guitar players. Basically when I get messages from Facebook or My Space from kids, I don’t mean kids, I mean 12, 14 year old kids, to hear Randy for the first time and basically everything else that they’ve heard since Randy, there have been people digging from Randy’s well as far as his musical inspiration, so kids get it.

Kids get where that came from because Randy is so pure at being Randy and he really spawned a whole new generation of guitar players, which was very difficult for us to find another guitar player that could allow us to finish the tour with dignity, musical dignity. You just don’t wanna bring in anybody in there to play. After Randy died in the crash we were looking for guitar players left and right, but since Randy’s style was so fresh back then there were just very few people that could actually play that way. So actually we found Brad Gillis later on right after playing with Night Ranger. He did an incredible job and allowed us to finish the tour in a dignified way.

JC: It was funny you mentioned kids, because at the show I saw this summer, Ozzy brought a ten-year-old on to do the solo to “Crazy Train.” You’ve probably seen it on YouTube.

RS: Yeah[Laughs]. That was nuts. It was good because Ozzy was like grabbing him and throwing him around and he did not miss a note. He would just smile. It was incredible. I’m saying this because I played with Randy. I know how connected Randy is to his music. When he played there was a certain purity to what he did and I could see it in his eyes. I could see it in his body language and everything.

He wasn’t just playing notes, he was delivering a message for his music, and sometimes when I see something like a kid, like when I watch that video, and I’m not taking anything away from the musical skills that the young man has ‘cause he’s got tremendous skill, but I’d love to hear him play, the young man, something of his own, something where I know that the message is coming directly from him rather than him trying to emulate somebody else’s message. I’m certain that the young man will have plenty to say on his own.

JC: Now one thing about Randy, this is what I’ve heard Ozzy say and it is hinted at in your book, that Ozzy says Randy would not have stayed in the long run if he had continued to live. Would you agree with that?

RS: Yeah. The whole thing, if you look at an Ozzy trajectory, and that can often include Sharon, because they’re one basically. I can’t even think of Ozzy without thinking about Sharon and vice-versa. They’re very tight-knit elements. She’s so important. Without Sharon, Ozzy would not be who he is today and I would say vice-versa. One thing that they do is, as great leaders as they are, to me a great leader is somebody that also teaches others, mentors others to become leaders themselves. So once Randy had gone through the mentorship that Ozzy and Sharon provided for him, I think it was pretty much expected for Ozzy and Sharon to say, “Okay, take what you learned from being with us and go on your own and create more leaders.” Take other people under your wings just like we have and share that knowledge with others.

Because if you look at the trajectory of the people that have gone through Ozzy’s band, there’s a lot of people that have gone on, including myself, to other important bands, and I don’t think that they would’ve been as well prepared to join those bands if they already had not gone through the mentorship of being in Ozzy’s band. I can speak for myself. 90 percent of what I know about the music industry I learned during those tours that I did with Ozzy. I was able to bring that with me once I joined Quiet Riot and later on Whitesnake and so on.

JC: Ozzy has a habit of having bass players write the lyrics. Was there any chance that if you had stuck around would we have heard any lyrics from you?

RS: I really doubt it. Unless he was gonna sing in Spanish. Then I would definitely have helped him out with that. If he ever wanted to do the Spanish version of “Iron Man” I would’ve been the guy definitely.

JC: I got the impression from your book that you left because you also, even though Brad Gillis did a fine job and all this, but after Randy was gone it wasn’t the same anymore, you know?

RS: Actually, I was going for more than giving the impression. I was making a statement clearly. The only reason why I left the band was because it was very painful for all of us to carry on without Randy being there. It’s changed our lives. It has an impact even today. Think about this. Leaving Ozzy, one of the biggest bands in the world, to join Quiet Riot at a point in the band where nobody in the industry gave us – thought that we were gonna do anything, nobody.

So I went from being with Ozzy to all of a sudden at the very, very, very bottom of the mountain all over again. It was like I just jumped off the mountain and landed right on the ground and had to climb right back up again to the very top. So it was not an easy decision, but it was one that I had to make in order for me to actually get back to the essence of why I became a musician in the first place because I really wanted to enjoy myself playing, not try to survive every show.

JC: Kevin Dubrow was the only original member left of Quiet Riot when you rejoined the band. How did he decide on calling it Quiet Riot?

RS: Kevin asked Randy and me for our blessings on naming his band Quiet Riot.

JC: But did Kevin decide to use the Quiet Riot name because people knew who Randy was and they recognized that this was the band that Randy had been in?

RS: Somewhat. Yeah. There would be some initial awareness of it. Now remember, we’re talking 1981, very limited networking, social networking. Actually, none. You had to rely on magazines. What really broke the band was intensive touring, well, first of all a great record. Second, MTV exposure. Our first video really did not do much, to be honest with you. It was “Cum on Feel the Noize” that made the impact. That was the second video. [To see the “Cum on Feel the Noize” video, click here.]

Third, the fact that we played everywhere. We played on so many tours. We did a festival, playing in front of 350,000 people. Let’s see. The timing was right. Getting on great tours like Scorpions and Loverboy, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, touring on our own and with Queensryche and so on. We got all the lucky breaks.

JC: Now this time you’re credited to an album you played on. However, I understand you didn’t play on all of it.

RS: Well if you look at the album cover, the back, it’s very clear. It says the track “Metal Health”, “Don’t Wanna Let You Go”, Chuck Wright on bass. I requested that because after being – going through the first Quiet Riot phase and then the second, the Diary of a Madman, I wanted to make sure that it was clear who was playing what on the record. You have to realize when I first recorded that album I was still a member of Ozzy. Chuck had been the bass player not before me but actually Chuck recorded those two tracks before I even went in the studio to do “Thunderbird” originally, and then a few more tracks that evening. Then Tony Cavazo was actually the bass player that came in to record “Cum on Feel the Noize” and I recorded the other tracks.

JC: Okay. Now one question I’ve always had is that metal mask from Metal Health, how’d that whole idea come up?

RS: Well, we were just looking at some album ideas and I brought up the concept of the universal head banger, and to do that you have to be faceless. You just put a mask on it. You could be the one behind the mask. That could be you. So we commissioned an artist to do the cover and what he did is he took a bunch of photos of himself in different positions, and once we showed the one that hit the cover he said, “That’s the one.” What they do is they take a photograph and they airbrush on top of it. That’s something that’s done even today with onion skinning and stuff like that. That’s the cover right there.



Metal Health Cover



JC: Right. Now you were on tour and that whole thing went big at the time. I do know at that time Dubrow was not giving the best interviews and he was slagging other people at the time and one of them happened to have been Ozzy. Ozzy was upset by the whole thing and he punched you over it!

RS: Well, it’s in the book, about chapter 23 or 24. Yep.

JC: Well, talk about the whole thing. Here was this guy Kevin Dubrow, this new band you’re in, Quiet Riot and he’s badmouthing the other band you were in, Ozzy.

RS: Why do you think I left?

JC: For that reason alone?

RS: You know all the bands that he was slagging, I was friends with all those guys. We either toured together or people that I knew. Come on, you know. There’s no use slagging people. If you’ve got a problem just keep it to yourself or call somebody or whatever, but to go in the press, I mean what’s the point?

It’s like this. Music, what differentiates metal fans from a sports fan, that a sports fan will be a fan of the team. A metal fan will be a fan of all the bands. Like if you’re a Yankees fan you’re gonna have Yankees shirts in your closet. That’s it. If you’re a metal fan you’re gonna have 20 or 30 metal t-shirts in your closet from different bands, so don’t slag the other bands because your fan is a fan of the other band you’re slagging, so you have to be aware of that. Anyway, music is a language of creating a communication. It’s not a competition, not competitive sports or anything like that. For whatever reason, if you don’t personally like somebody just keep it to yourself. Don’t make it a band versus another band issue because everybody gets hurt. Nobody wins.

JC: I also saw on VH1 Behind the Music, because your big hit “Cum on Feel the Noize” was a Slade cover, they had you do another Slade cover on the follow-up album Condition Critical. No-one in the band seemed to like doing another Slade cover even though naturally I understand why the record company would have you do it.

RS: It’s the music industry. They can hold you for ransom if you don’t do certain things because they see themselves as the investors. They’re giving you money to do something. Basically, traditionally when you would sign a record deal what would happen is, it was like getting a mortgage for a house that, even after you pay for it, you never own, so you keep paying for it Let’s say if they give you $200,000.00 to make a record, they own the record in perpetuity for the rest of it.

That’s it. You’re going to get the same royalty rate even after you pay for the record. It’s a scam. It was a scam. That’s why the music industry just basically disintegrated, one of the many reasons why. It’s a shame because I made a lot of friends in the industry, really, really a lot of nice people, but nevertheless that’s the way the music industry ran.

JC: Before you would join Whitesnake, there would be Driver.

RS: Yes. I got to play with Tony MacAlpine. I played on that one, of course, with Tommy Aldridge and Rob Rock.




The Driver Album Cover



JC: I read that at one time the Driver lineup briefly had Jeff Fenholt on vocals and Craig Goldy on guitar.

RS: Yeah. Craig Goldy left the band to join Dio as a matter of fact. Years later, I got to play with Goldy in Dio when I joined Dio in 2004.

JC: There’s a book that covers the Sabbath era after Ozzy left. It goes over Fenholt’s controversial time there in Sabbath. You’re quoted in the book as saying that one of your biggest regrets was not recording an album with Fenholt on vocals.

RS: Yeah. Unless it’s something that I wrote, I hate to be quoted on things that are not right.

JC: Okay.

RS: [Laughs] That’s what differentiates my book from a lot of people’s books, because other people’s books are based on whatever research they might do over the Internet. Books like that are usually compilations of hearsay, whereas my book, I wrote it. Matter of fact I didn’t even have a ghostwriter. I wrote it. I mean there is an editor in the book, somebody that can edit the book just like every other book, but as far as a ghostwriter, no. That was me.

JC: Okay.

RS: But getting back to the subject, Fenholt is an incredible vocalist, incredibly gifted, and I have nothing but good things to say about Jeff.

JC: How did Whitesnake come about?

RS: Oh very simple. Whitesnake was the opening act for Quiet Riot in 1984, so that’s where I got to meet David and all the other guys. They actually asked Tommy and me to join Whitesnake way back in 1985, but I did not take the offer because since I had been on tour with them I knew about the friction between John Sykes and David.

Even though they made great music together there’s a personality clash there going on. So I just left what I felt was a bad situation and didn’t want to join another one, so we declined, and then when we got the offer to make the video that was actually in “Still Of The Night” [To see the “Still Of The Night” video, click here]. By then Sykes was not in the picture anymore, so it felt like it was safer to be in Whitesnake as far as personality conflicts and so forth.





Rudy (center) in Whitesnake



JC: So that video comes all together and that’s one of them featuring Coverdale’s then-wife Tawny Kitaen, making Whitesnake a successful band and the 1987 album a bestseller. When you went back in the studio, you guys must’ve had a challenge recording Slip of the Tongue. Not only, did you have to follow up a bestselling album, but you are part of a very different lineup that recorded the preceding album.

RS: Not really, I mean you always go into the studio and try to make the best of what you’ve got. There was never really a concern about the past. You just look forward and move on. There was never an issue about do we have anything looming over our heads as far as trying to compete with ’87 Whitesnake versus the new Whitesnake or anything like that. No, not at all.

JC: I saw you on an E! True Story when they interviewed Tawny Kitaen. It was right after she got herself in trouble. The way you were quoted in it, it sounded like she was a bit of a Yoko type in the band.

RS: Yeah, I mean it was a situation where she, at the time, her personality demanded significance within the group as being David Coverdale’s wife, and it was not as much with the guys in the band as it was with the wives and girlfriends of the other members of the group. These are things that people go through phases and they grow up and they learn from that and they carry on in life. Let’s put it this way, I really don’t believe in the Yoko syndrome after doing this for so many years. It’s like I believe if somebody in the band allows certain things to happen it’s their fault. It’s not their wife’s fault or their girlfriend’s fault. It’s the fault of the individuals who are letting it happen.

There’s two ways of – put it this way. Women will challenge you. I’m sorry, women will test you, and men will challenge you. That’s why we have sports. The challenge of the men, boxing or I’m gonna throw you a ball and see if you can hit it. This is what men do and women will test you, test you for your love, for your capability to put food on the table, and all of the above. It’s been going on since the beginning of time.

So everything, all relationships have their own place, and sometimes you cannot – let’s put it this way. My wife has never interfered with my musical career at all, and that’s my wife. That’s the person I listen to and I ask most advice from, but that’s why we’ve been married for such a long time, over 26 years.

JC: Well, one of the things I know that would surprise people, one of the interesting things is that even though the metal genre is known for musicians being drug addicts or having a lot of groupies, you’ve not only been married to the same woman, but I also noticed that you read the Bible and you’re a Christian. You break a lot of stereotypes here.

RS: I can’t live my life by other people’s opinions of what I should do or what I must do. I can’t. I really don’t even believe in stereotypes because each individual – you know the more I travel the more I realize that we’re all the same. We all have the basic needs. I spent a whole month traveling through Russia, from the east to the west, and I got to realize that the people that we feared decades ago were actually just like us.

They wanted the same things. Just because a group of men decided that this is the direction the country is gonna go, for decades, we became enemies. Once a new group of men say, “Well we’re not gonna be enemies anymore. We’re gonna try and work this out,” the curtain comes down and you say, “Wait a minute, we’re not that different anymore.” So basically we all want the same thing.

JC: Well, you come from Cuba, and you also know not everyone in Cuba is like Fidel Castro.

RS: Again I’m glad you brought that up because that’s a fine example. It’s like this. One day Cuba was not communist and by the next day it was, and it was chosen by the decision of a handful of people. That’s what governments do. It’s like when we have an election here in the United States, things change overnight just because of certain – again the difference between communism and democracy is that those handful of people are voted in through the democratic process, whereas in communism it usually happens through a revolution or a revolt or a coup or something like that.

Then all of a sudden it’s in the hands of certain people that make certain decisions. So it’s totally different in the United States. Thank god for that[Laughs]. Coming from Cuba I experienced that. I was nine years old when Castro took power and he could’ve gone either way. He could’ve gone with the United States or he could’ve gone with Russia, but he had to make that decision, which changed the lives of millions of people.

JC: Now how long did you stay with Whitesnake after that?

RS: The last time I played with Whitesnake was in 1994.

JC: So you had stuck with them up until ’94?

RS: Yeah. There was a break between when David went on to record with Jimmy Page, Coverdale/Page album, and then Adrian Vandenberg and I recorded the Manic Eden record with Ron Young, the vocalist from Little Caesar.

JC: Did you leave Whitesnake because David didn’t seem to be doing many albums during that time?

RS: No. I never left Whitesnake.

JC: You never did?

RS: It was like a party where you don’t get invited anymore. [Laughs] It was just like that.

JC: Right, so you did that. Now, what encouraged you to go back with Quiet Riot?

RS: I always felt that I had some unfinished business with the band. After I left there was this lingering question of what if? What if I would’ve stayed in the band? What would’ve happened? Even after the major success of Whitesnake I always had that burning question: what if I would have stayed in the band? So when we reunited in ’97, which lasted through to 2003, by the very last day that we were Quiet Riot it just disintegrated. It just fell apart, and my question was answered. Yeah. I had closure with that.


JC: Okay. Now I read your first reunion with Quiet Riot was at a private party for Marilyn Manson.

RS: It was a club called the Dragonfly on Melrose Ave. in Hollywood. It was an after-Marilyn Manson show party and I got a call from Frankie asking if I wanted to come by and play a couple songs, just hang out. It was nice. It was in 1997. I wasn’t really mingling a whole lot. I was basically hanging out in the dressing room with the guys. That was about it. I only played a couple songs while Chuck Wright played the bulk of the set and I think from stage I remember seeing Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor standing next to each other.

JC: After Quiet Riot, you would play with Yngwie Malmsteen. Even though he has a notorious reputation, I remember reading an interview that you got along with him okay.

RS: Yeah, he was great, nothing negative to say about Yngwie. He was fantastic and his wife, she takes care of business. Playing with Yngwie is like going to an amusement park. All rides are a ticket. Every single song is like a rollercoaster ride. I’ll put it that way.

JC: One interesting thing is I was actually listening to Yngwie a few days ago. We all know him for his lightning fast solos, like you said, it’s a rollercoaster ride. However, what really blew me away was when he played acoustic guitar, and I don’t think he gets enough credit for it.

RS: Oh yeah. Listen, he’s great. He’s not very well known for his blues playing, but he’s a great blues player. We used to do a lot of Hendrix. We were doing like a two and a half hour show. A lot of nights just to change things up he’d decide in the middle of it to throw a Hendrix song in there and he would sing it and he would play it, and it would be just amazing.

JC: So then, okay, then Dio came, where you would be on the Master of the Moon tour.

RS: Yeah. I got a call from Wendy Dio to record on Ronnie’s record, but I was in the middle of a tour with Yngwie, so I had a commitment to that, so I couldn’t do it, but I told her, “Look, let me finish the tour with Yngwie and I’ll call you guys and let you know that I’m available.” We did, and then I joined Ronnie in 2004. I was a member of Dio up until the day that Ronnie passed away.

JC: Now here again, here is another tragedy, again just like Randy Rhoads: you got a chance to play with a real legend, who now passed away.

RS: Well, what makes a legend is magic. It’s not really the antics or the hearsay or preconceived notions of what the person is about or the stereotype. It’s about the magic they bring personally to my life, because there’s definitely a magic that Randy brought to my life and there was definitely a magic that Ronnie brought to my life. So these are the things that, to humanity, it’s a major loss, but it’s also a loss of magic because there’s only just so much magic left in the world right now and it’s getting harder and harder to find.

JC: I saw one of Ronnie Dio’s last concerts on the Heaven & Hell tour in Atlantic City. I would have no idea that in eight or nine months Ronnie would be gone because he was still performing like he was in early 30s, he didn’t seem to age, he was not tired and his voice was in great shape. It was a real shock, eight months later, that he had passed away.

RS: Yeah. We were rehearsing, we had been rehearsing for about a couple of weeks for what was gonna be the 2009 Christmas. It was like a Christmas tour that we were gonna do, and we were rehearsing in November 2009 when on November 16th we get the – Wendy came down to rehearsal without Ronnie and said that he had been diagnosed with what they thought might be a stomach ulcer, and this was two days before we were supposed to fly to the UK to begin the tour. For the two weeks that we had rehearsed he was singing amazing, just amazing. We were doing some pretty difficult songs. We were doing a lot of Rainbow [To hear Rudy perform the Rainbow classic “Gates Of Bablyon” with Dio, click here.] stuff that he was singing at the top of his range, a lot of very upscale stuff.

What happened was, when he joined Heaven & Hell, Dio as a band, we stopped playing Black Sabbath songs. We went deeper into the Rainbow catalogue and into the Dio catalogue and he was pulling off some gems, stuff that he hadn’t done in decades. He was singing beautifully, incredibly. So yeah, that was November 16th and by May 16th he passed away. Right before he passed away he almost got the green light from the doctors that the cancer, you know, had gone into remission, but he was taking some new medication and it just wasn’t having the effect it should have had. It was almost overnight, he just passed away.

JC: Yeah. One of the other bands I noticed you joined was Blue Oyster Cult.

RS: Oh yes, I’m currently touring with them. When Ronnie joined Heaven & Hell it gave me a lot of time to pursue other projects, so I got a call from Eric Bloom and they were looking for a bass player and I happened to be available and I’ve been playing with them for, god, it’s going on four years now [Laughs]. Time flies.

JC: I bet you hear “More cowbell” a lot at the concerts.

RS: Oh god yes. That thing is hilarious. We get a kick out of it.

JC: Around that time you had written the book. Now the book had a delay originally, ‘cause I remember when I was reading about the release of it sometime in 2004 or 2005 only to find then it was released two years later.

RS: Yeah. The book was slated to be released in 2005, and there was a conflict of interest with some parties involved, with my publisher and the Osbourne camp, and so I was dropped by the publisher and then when I came back from touring I had the book sitting there. I found out there was a publishing division of Amazon, called Book Surge, where you could do self-publishing.

Then I said, well, if anybody is interested in reading the story I’m gonna make it available at Book Surge and that’s what I did. Then a few years later I was approached by a publishing company and they released it as a regular print book, not a print-per-order, which is a whole different – the book feels a little bit different because you have to remember they just press a button and here’s the book, rather than something that goes into an actual publication.

JC: Yes. One thing I also read is that in your spare time you do computer graphics.

RS: Yes, I am an animator. I spend a lot of time doing it, sometimes way too much time, but I’m just too obsessed with it [Laughs]. It really helps my music because it’s the other side of the brain. It’s like it challenges you to really sharpen thinking because it’s not just about the creative process of telling a story. It’s about how to do it, how to work the software, because it’s an immense learning curve on all of these softwares, 3D animation software, not only about the creation of the model but also the texturing, rendering and everything else, and the environments that you have to create. I’m so obsessed with it. Maybe it’s because I used to be a film major in school.

JC: Oh, you were a film major in school?

RS: In college, yeah. So I’m very visually driven. If you notice, the book is almost written like a script. The only way that, when I sat down to write I said, well I can tell a story cinematically, so basically the book is like the movie that you’ll never get to see, but I wrote it like that. It has a very cinematic style to it, a lot of dialogue.

JC: Has being a film major affected your music?

RS: Yeah. I mean, even when I play I’m very visually driven, not necessarily as a performer, but more of what I visualize of the story from the lyrics as I’m playing them, especially with Dio. With Ronnie he’s got such a cinematic style of writing lyrics. I will have these epics going in my head, like with “Man on the Silver Mountain” or “Gates of Babylon” and there’s all this stuff going on in my head as I’m playing it. It was incredible.

JC: I’ll make one confession. I was in film school, majoring in screenwriting, and I have to admit some of my screenwriting was influenced by Ronnie’s lyrics. Getting back to computer graphics, I know you did some big graphics for the Dio tour. What are some of the other things you’ve done, any projects you’ve done animation for?

RS: As a matter of fact you can catch a glimpse of most of my stuff, I did a Nvidia HP users profile. You can find that on You Tube. Google “HP” and “NVIDIA Rudy Sarzo.” It will pop up [Or just click here to go to the profile which goes into more detail of Rudy’s computer animation skills].

JC: Okay.

RS: Yeah. I was doing a show about 20 months ago in Las Vegas, at the Elvis Showroom, and I created the jumbotron footage and I created a character. It’s a clown called Sicko the Clown, and he’ll come on the screen and talk to the audience, talk to the band and the cast members, carry the show with some sort of a storyline. So I did that, all those graphics, animation, lip sync, everything.

JC: Okay. Cool.

RS: Another thing that I’m heavily interested in, 3D service graphics. I have the Fuji W3 stereo camera and do a lot of shooting with that, and editing. I use Premiere, an Adobe product. Yeah, compositing. There’s so many layers to 3G, such as content creation. It’s also the composition. Editing it, storyboarding it, all of that. It’s a lot of fun.

JC: Are there any other projects besides touring with Blue Oyster and your animation, any other projects you’re working on?

RS: Yeah, Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp. We have a reality show. Matter of fact, do you have VH1 Classic on your cable?

JC: Yeah, I do.

RS: If you haven’t seen it yet, they do occasional reruns on VH1 classic Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp. I’m one of the counselors of the show and I also do the camps around the country. Very shortly, we’ll be in New York City doing the camp and Roger Daltrey will be our special guest, along with Leslie West and Simon Kirke from Bad Company and Tommy James from Tommy James and the Shondells.

JC: Wow. One thing that I’ve been very impressed with by you is that, in the music industry, most musicians, if they’re lucky, have a great couple of years, and that’s it. But you have been working constantly since Ozzy, which is almost 30 years ago. I mean, you’re still doing stuff.

RS: Actually, I’m busier now than I’ve ever been [Laughs].

JC: Really?

RS: Oh yeah. There’s a lot of stuff that I can’t really talk about right now because – I can only tell you things like, let’s say, Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp, because it’s gonna be on television, but there’s a lot of stuff going on. Yeah. I’m very, very blessed to be so busy.

JC: What’s your secret to longevity? How did you get all these gigs? How did you join all these bands?

RS: Yeah. Rule number one: when you join the band, you’re joining the band. The band is not joining you, so treat it like that and you’ll be a happy man, or woman.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A Very Candid Conversation with Derek MacKinnon



Derek MacKinnon and Me at Monstermania, Sept 2010




Most horror movie villains, such as Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers, are played by a stuntman wearing a mask. The exception is when the villain has a unique personality like Freddy Krueger or Hannibal Lecter, and then an actor gets a chance to play the role. Derek MacKinnon’s portrayal of Kenny, the killer in Terror Train, is unique in the horror film world, being a performance that doesn’t rely on flashy personalities such as Hannibal, nor outrageous stunts, but an uncanny ability to mimic other people.

In
Terror Train, Kenny is a victim of a cruel fraternity prank. He gets his revenge on the fraternity’s brothers and sorority’s sisters by boarding a train where they are planning a costume party. He first gets on the train by posing as a female assistant to David Copperfield. After he kills one victim, he takes their costume and impersonates them to get closer to the next victim. Kenny’s strategy of impersonating people works largely on screen thanks to an excellent and skillful performance from Derek MacKinnon. [To see a trailer for Terror Train, please click here.]

After seeing
Terror Train, I was curious to see what other performances Derek had done. To my amazement, when I searched IMDb, I did not find any and wondered what had happened to him. I finally figured out what had happened when I met Derek at Monstermania. In addition to finding him very friendly and very funny (I probably haven’t laughed harder with any of my interview subjects), I found he had a lot of stories to tell me about Terror Train and what he was up to after it.

In this candid conversation, we not only talk about
Terror Train, but his life afterwards and what he has been up to. Derek gave me a lot of his time at Monstermania as well as with a follow-up phone call. I want to give him big thanks.

Jeff Cramer: All right, Derek. How did you get started in Terror Train?

Derek MacKinnon: It was a date. I was bringing a good friend for an audition, walked in, they saw the sight of him and they said, “No, you’re not good” and they looked at me and said, “Do you wanna audition?” And I had no idea what it was for or anything like that. I had my own show, I was on stage and they just pursued and pursued and didn’t tell me what it was for. I thought I was gonna do a bit part and I went for the audition. I got four callbacks, and finally they told me, “You got the part”, and I’m like, “Okay”, and I leave. As I was going to the door, they asked me, “Mr. MacKinnon, do you understand what just happened?” I said, “Yeah, I got a bit part in a movie.” They said, “No. You just signed up for the lead in a 20th Century Fox movie with Jamie Lee Curtis.” I had no idea. That was all by mistake.

JC: That was all by mistake how you got the part?

DM: Because I’d already heard Kenny was cast, and it was they’d paid him off to get me. The casting director came and saw me on stage, but she just liked the show so much she said, “You gotta see this.” The other thing, too, was David Copperfield, and I look much alike.

JC: Now just a little backtrack: what were you doing on stage at that time?

DM: I started drag in the early 70s. When I came to Montreal from Nova Scotia, I couldn’t speak French and you needed it to work here, so I went to a night club where they were taking auditions, I did it the following week and got the job. It wasn’t long after that I started my own troupe. We have a cabaret show, and there’s eight of us and we toured all in Canada, in the States and loved it. I had the most famous female impersonation trope. It was all on set. When you’re doing live it’s a whole different story because your audience changes every night. My lover, who was on the road with me,and my name in those days was Alisha Ali. He didn’t like her. He says, “Honest to God,” he says, “you were one fucking royal bitch.” Terror Train found me in a club, and the rest is history!


JC: Now in this film, it was already written that you were gonna be dressed up in drag as David Copperfield’s assistant.




DM: Well the public had no idea that that was coming, and one of the main things that they wanted, actually, was I’d be believable. Like from the beginning: I’m right there and you don’t know that I’m there. I’m a female druid.

JC: Right.

DM: And that was the whole gist of it. Actually, in the script you don’t know that he actually killed off David Copperfield’s assistant.

JC: I didn’t know that, no. I always thought that you fooled everyone, you even fooled David Copperfield into hiring you, even back then.

DM: David hired her. I killed her to get the job. Yeah, they wanted somebody who was going to be believable. Now the female part, that was two months in itself. There was no killing around me. There was no nothing. They wanted the female to be her, but they also wanted her to be Kenny, okay? So they had to distract the rest of the film from her. Do you understand what I’m saying?

JC: Yes.

DM: Okay, so for character analysis, I mean it was really, really important. She was filmed all at one time. They weren’t just throwing me in and out and all this shit. She had to be one character, and legitimate all the way through. So they shot just the female for literally two months.

JC: Yeah.

DM: And there’s a scene that’s not there.

JC: What’s that?

DM: Well, Ben Johnson and I – he was suppose to be a love interest of mine.

JC: Really?

DM: Yeah, and I got really, really upset. I didn’t want to do it, because he was suppose to kiss me.

JC: I see.

DM: You know when I’m between the cars?

JC: Yeah, between the cars.

DM: Yeah. Well, he’s supposed to be my boyfriend. They were trying to make the twist that’s how I got on the train.

JC: Oh, I see.

DM: Okay. So he was supposed to be my love interest and I didn’t want to go that route, so this is where it comes into writer versus me. They just basically said, “Derek, you know, this would be fantastic.” And I was really upset. I mean, I’m dealing with a nominated – like, you know, an Academy Award-winning star. At that point, I’d never met Ben, okay, and I was just – oh, totally freaked. And it was the 1980s, and you don’t kiss another man. Not Ben Johnson.

JC: Right.

DM: And so I just got really, really upset. You know what he did. He called me in my trailer, and said “You get your fucking butt over here now.” I go over, and there he is, holier than thou. And I walk in, and say, “Mr. Johnson.” He says, “Number one, my name is Ben. Number two, what the fuck’s wrong with you?” I said, “I just don’t feel it’s right.” He looked at me and he says, “What you afraid of?” I said, “Well, you’ve won your Academy.” He says, “Derek, I’m going to tell you right now. You’re one of the best female roles I’ve ever seen in my life. Just remember, it’s just a part. That’s all it is.” I said “Yeah, but then I don’t want you to –” and he said, “It’s not about me. If the audience is not that fucking smart, it’s not your fault.”

JC: That’s great.

DM: And that is what it was all about. And he said, “I don’t have a problem.”

JC: Wow.

DM: And remember, that’s when AIDS and everything else is just coming out. And yeah, it was pretty rough. So anyway, we shot the scene, and you know, I was good about it, but I’ve got to tell you, too, it also helped that he got me so fucking pissed. He pulled out a bottle of vodka out of the freezer, and that’s when we were having the conversation. He said, “Now tell me what your problem is.” And you know, I mean, bless him. What a gentleman. I mean, to treat me like that, you know. That was one of my first lessons in the film industry. He was definitely decent, but I was right. It would not have swum for the film. I think the audience would have been more confused. Maybe if you’d shown it earlier.

JC: I would have been confused in this scene, unless they had the scene of you killing David Copperfield’s assistant.

DM: Well okay, I do understand what they were trying to do, but I would have said bring her out with them at the beginning. But also, if Ben Johnson was having a romance with the assistant, I would have done him in first and foremost. So this is where the writer just went, “Oh, shit! Yeah! Right!” So that’s why that was knocked out, but I thought it was an interesting ploy.


JC: Okay. Let’s talk more about Kenny himself.

DM: It was very behind-the-scenes and one of the smartest things, I think, that they did was we all had to create synopsis of characters. So Kenny is 19 years old. He’s disturbed, very berserk. So we wrote our own mystery, all of us. The writer actually used what we wrote and put it into the script. The ideas I wrote is that I’m a single child, my parents were older, that type of thing, so you understand what Kenny was: unloved, left alone.

JC: At one point in Terror Train, they talk about that at one point you had spent some time in a mental institution.

DM: That was because that was what I wrote.

JC: They mentioned that you killed someone in the past.

DM: Yes, but I wrote this. I was a little boy and I was going out and I’m from a rural area, and I was backing up a truck and my mother was putting out the garbage and I ran over my mom, my mistake.

JC: Now, unlike Friday The 13th, you’re wearing all the masks. This is not some stuntman wearing it. Everything from Groucho Marx to that green monster, that is you.

DM: Do you know that I was the only killer who ever played eleven parts?





Two of the eleven parts Derek played




JC: I would imagine that, because I don’t know of many films where the killer takes on the ––

DM: Their persona. I had to study each and every one of them. Literally, I’d sit with them for a week, and know their walk, the way that they moved, everything, to make this person real. I’m the great mimic, but I mean more in comedy. Like I can take your voice, I can do you in a minute. Just sit with you for five minutes.


JC: Okay.

DM: But this is one thing you knew about me. That they saw it on stage and like live that I could do it. I could just talk to somebody who was heckling, and I could become them in a minute. And so that’s what they saw, and so I could become you really quick.

John Alcott, who was my lighting man. You know what else he did?

JC: A Clockwork Orange, and Barry Lyndon.

DM: 2001: A Space Odyssey. He was my lighting man, and he wanted everyone to know that I was behind that mask, and that there was no stand-in. So he used a pen light, and it was always in my eyes, so you always know it’s me. And he would use that pen light to – it drove me crazy. And Roger [Spottiswode, the director] would give me my direction, but John was more my director. He directed me all the way. Yeah, he told me how to move, where to look. The whole bit. And I trusted him. I mean, he was beyond reproach. The only thing I didn’t like about him is – John – was that he always filled the rooms full of smoke. You know what it was for?

JC: It was for the party atmosphere?

DM: No, no. Not the party. Every scene. The smoke is a filter for lighting. Yeah, so every scene was like smoking twenty packs of fucking cigarettes. When you walked on the set he had this smoker going on. You’re coughing and you’re choking and everything else because it was charcoal. He insisted on it. So that’s every scene that you see the smoke and it’s natural filter. That’s why you see the color come out, that it’s very soft. It’s smooth. You’ve got to remember, too, that we had one of the biggest budgets for a horror film. Ever.

JC: Really?

DM: Yeah, it was $3.5 million. Back then it was Canadian, so you’re looking at it was like $7 million.

JC: Could you talk about the opening scene in the film where you go crazy?

DM: That was never in my script.

JC: Really?

DM: That was kept from me. The first five pages I never saw. Everyone else did, but I never saw it. On the night of shooting the scene, they took me out to dinner. They got me loaded. I had a really nice time, and you know, I was ready to do the scene. I go in, and they go, “Okay, Derek, are you okay?” I say, “Yeah. Let’s get this done.”

What really got me was when we shot it, there was a lot of people that didn’t have to be there. David Copperfield flew in. Everybody. We were in a mansion, and I was doing it upstairs. I remember coming through the living room downstairs, and they were all there. Jamie and everybody. So they all knew. I just thought it was strange that – why are they here? I thought well, maybe they’re going to surprise me.

I went through five walk-throughs, and nothing that you saw there was what I walked through. It was just what I was supposed to do.I walk in and what you’re seeing, that was real, if you truly look at it. I wasn’t supposed to be wrapped up in those drapes and everything else. That was for real. Because I walked on this woman I didn’t even know, and she was split wide open where my foot went right through.

JC: So this was a real corpse?

DM: No, no, no. This was a live woman.

JC: Okay.

DM: But with special effects, they had her ripped wide open. And when I put my foot in, I mean blood squished through my toes, okay? The jelly and everything else. And I freaked. And that’s what you’re seeing. I got caught in the drape, and it just went from there. But it was five cameras setup, so I knew I was in shit. I walked in and I saw five cameras – “This isn’t good” – which means one take, if they’re going for the surprise.

JC: They got it.

DM: Yeah, like we did not retake that in way or shape. That was the one and only take. But they knew what they were doing. Roger was nasty. He kept me away from all the actors. I was, like, in solitude. I never dealt with any unless I was on set with them, and yet we all lived together. And the only time I was allowed out with them was when we did publicity, and that was it. So basically I was with the crew. The crew loved me. They found out that I was not Kenny. You know, I could be a lot more fun, which is good because your crew is what makes you. You’re not any better than they are. They do your makeup and hair. So if I make them my friends, I’m going to come off good.

I have to say Roger was spot-on, okay, and how he – maybe not in the best way, I mean emotionally, because it damaged me to a certain degree, but he got the character. He got what he wanted, but it certainly was hard.


JC: There are two other scenes I want to talk about in Terror Train. First, let’s talk about the bathroom scene where you smash the guy’s head through a mirror. You know?

DM: Yeah, with Anthony Sherwood. We must have done that scene about seventeen times. I kept smashing his head into the mirror, and it wouldn’t break. Everyone is like “what the fuck is going on?” They wanted me to really push him, you know, to break it, but I didn’t want to hurt Anthony. He’s a good friend. So finally they put a stand-in and they would throw him into it. I kept doing this, and with the stuntman I could care less. They even put a point underneath the mask that it would crack it. Anyway, you know what the problem was?

JC: What?

DM: It was an industrial mirror, and they forgot to put the breakaway mirror in. So I mean no – I blackened the stuntman’s eyes, and he had this huge bruise on the front of his forehead when I finally did it, and I got him through. But you know what’s funny? Have you ever been in a bathroom on a train?

JC: Yes.

DM: Okay, you know how small it is?

JC: I know. Very Small.

DM: Okay. Try seventeen people in there.

JC: How the hell did you get seventeen people in there?

DM: I was literally standing on the cameraman’s fucking chest, okay, doing this. That was the other problem, okay? There was seventeen people in there. I mean, you want to talk about – it was probably one of the most claustrophobic things after this for movies. I don’t want to do anything with wheels. You know, I want wide open spaces. Because I mean, I was under things, in things. You know what I mean? Throughout the film, it was extremely claustrophobic. Yeah, they got me seriously paranoid, so that scene was one of the harder ones to do.

JC: One other scene that I always had a question with is the one in which Doc (Hart Bochner) is talking to Mo (Timothy Webber). Then they, along with everyone else, watch a magic trick performed by you and David Copperfield. After the trick is over, Doc turns to Mo and Mo is dead, stabbed in the heart. How did you stab Mo in front of a whole crowd? Did you disappear when you did that?

DM: No. I’m there. I’m there. Did you not notice that? Aren’t I in the middle of ––

JC: Yeah, because David’s performing his magic trick.

DM: Yeah, but did I not just appear in the middle of the room?

JC: Yes.

DM: Think about it.

JC: That’s when you stabbed him?

DM: You remember, I have the cape. I’m in the middle of the room. He’s right beside me and then I take my arm with the cape and I go one way. How do you think that happened?

JC: But I’m amazed that you killed him in front of everyone with no witnesses and no sign of struggle from Mo.

DM: No, you weren’t – that was the whole thing. And we wanted that murder to look like “how the hell did that happen?” The critics got it in New York. They went “That’s super intelligent.” I appear in the middle of the room, and I just take my arm to take my bow. What’s underneath that cape?

JC: Oh, the knife.

DM: Yeah. You’ll see me bend over, and I take a bow, and I look over to the side. When I take my bow, guess who gets it?

JC: Mo!

DM: Then the next thing you see his heart comes out. Oh my God! You’ll see a smirk on my face.

It was all for shock value. I think it’s cool. I knew that would be the one thing a lot of people cannot figure that out. You have to watch it again.

JC: Right, I’ll probably watch it again. Yeah.

DM: No, they wanted to make it like you had to think. I think [screenwriter] T.Y. Drake did extremely well in writing it about where I was and how I did it. Like there was time, if you noticed – there’s always time for me to change out of female garb. And to do Mo, I didn’t have time to change.

My favorite killing though was of Hart Bochner. Yeah. I had a ball, personally. He just irritated the crap out of me. Now he’s a method actor, and I don’t understand method acting.

JC: Speaking of other people in the film, there’s two people I like to talk about in the film. First guy is David Copperfield.

DM: I had to stay with David to learn all the magic. I had to sign a waiver and all that, that I would never tell how things were done. It’s amazing. One thing David said, “When you’re watching me, don’t look for it and you’ll see it.” It’s actually very simple. I can do it now on stage. I can disappear and reappear anywhere I want.

Okay, you have to understand it’s an illusion. There’s no camera tricks in the film or anything like that, so we gave it – everything is in the timing. And he was – David is extremely – what’s the word I’m looking for? It has to be exactly right, okay, and he was something to work with. He was fantastic.

There was one funny time on Terror Train when we were in the middle of the scene, and I’m being levitated, and I’m halfway up, okay, and all of a sudden we run out of film, so they have to reload. So there’s another actor that was with us and a bit of the crew that he knew. And they were literally talking over me like I was the dining room table, and they were talking about the People’s Choice award that David had just won. I’m going, “Guys, can we get this done, please?” because you have to be – like everything with continuity. You have to stay in exactly the same spot. And so here I am hanging, okay? And you want to talk about uncomfortable. That’s not the word, and that went on for like forty-five minutes. And you know, with all the makeup and the hair, and you know, the whole shit, but it was kind of cute.

There was another moment, you know the scene with David and I, in the backroom where he says, “They don’t like me” and I, as her, went, “Oh, for God’s sake”?

JC: Yes.

DM: That took sixty-two takes.

JC: Sixty-two takes?

DM: Sixty-two.

JC: Why did it take sixty-two?

DM: Because he couldn’t get his line out. All he says is, “They’re not going to like me”. I couldn’t believe this. At one point, they said, “Okay, it’s a wrap for Derek.” I’m done as her, okay? They take my nails off, and you know, the whole shit. Next thing you hear on the walkie is, “We need Derek back”. So they had to redo me, so another hour in makeup. Okay. I go back and at this point I’m fucking furious. And you know, my day is finished as far as I’m concerned.

So I go back and I turn and look at David and I said, “How stupid can you be?” And he goes, “What? “ And I go, “It’s one line! One fucking line!” He goes, “Yeah.” I said, “Think about it. If you’re doing a 6 year old’s birthday party, are you pissed off?” He said, “Yes.” And I said, “That’s all you have to think about.” And sure enough, one take and it was done. That was unbelievable.

JC: Just for this one damned line?

DM: One fucking line. And he still to this day, he swore to God he’d never do another movie.

JC: That’s the reason why.

DM: That’s the reason why.

JC: That probably was a smart decision after that. You probably aren’t meant to be an actor. Stick to your day job with magic tricks, you know?

DM: But what the ironic part is that he’s so meticulous. And it was his own show, but you know, everything is practice with him, dialogue. Like when I first met him, he went through this – and I thought he was absolutely sweet and everything, until I went and I did a show with him. I think it was Merv Griffin or something.

I’m in the greenroom, and I’m next, you know, coming after him, and I’m watching him, and it was the same fucking dialogue as the day that I met him. And I walked up to him and looked at him and I went, “David.” He turned around and I said, “That was rehearsed?” Do you know what I mean? Like there was no reality to it. I mean, holy fuck.


JC: OK, now the next person that I’m sure that everyone is curious about: Jamie Lee Curtis. What was your relationship with her?

DM: We didn’t. We did not associate, only after the fact to do interviews and things like that. Matter of fact, we didn’t meet each other again until we did – I don’t remember if it was Merv Griffin or something like that. They kept me completely separate from all of them, everybody on the set.

JC: You two were together a lot in the final fighting scene. It doesn’t look like there were any stunt doubles between you two fighting.

DM: There were none. That was a five-camera setup. It was done in one take. That was the only time we were on set together and we had to play against each other. We weren’t supposed to be friendly anyway. I mean, you couldn’t see me. I mean, nothing in that scene that you see is fake. I did beat the crap out of her and she let it go. She said, “Let him.” You know when her head goes down on the door and she hits that knob?

JC: Yes.

DM: That’s for fucking real. And when I get her under the bed? When I’m sprawled under the bed, she kicked me in the nuts.

JC: Oh, shit.

DM: And I just went stupid, and I went, “No way, you son-of-a-bitch.” And they told me, “For God’s sake don’t rip her blouse.” Well, you notice I did.

JC: Yes.

DM: I just grabbed her right by the fucking tits and dragged her out. The reason they didn’t want me ripping her blouse off is she didn’t have a breast augmentation and they didn’t want to show that she was flat.

JC: [Laughter]

DM: They kept telling me, “Don’t do it, don’t do it.” I think it was stuck in my head: “Okay, cunt, you’re not getting away with this. Don’t kick me in the nuts and think you’re getting fucking away with it.” So I mean, that scene – seriously, I mean, there’s five cameras, and there was no ifs, ands or buts. I mean, she was really crawling under that bed. She was terrified. And when I got her out of there, they just – it’s like they literally had to put me away. Okay, to continue the scene. You know, to move the cameras. When I threw her head against that fucking wall, yeah, that was real. She even looked at me. The tears were in her eyes, and she looked at me and said “Derek.” Like it’s not Kenny. She talked to me, “Derek. You know, get Kenny out of you. Come back.” And you know, I did.

There were some accidents though. You know, when I get the spoke in the eye?

JC: Right, when she’s in the little wire cage?

DM: Yeah, when she’s in the cage. That was the only time a stuntman was brought in, the reason being that I was dead tired, okay? I wanted to do it and I kept saying, “No, I’ll do it, I’ll do it, I’ll do it”. And they go, “No, no, no, Derek. This is – we just need the close-up. And you know, we’ll tape you, you know, with your eyes and everything else. “

Anyway, what happened was is the guy steps in, and I’m standing there watching this whole thing. She’s in the cage, and anyway, she grabs the thing and she pushes it in his face. Well what happens was is because the scene was going so well, is they forgot to put the collapsible one in. It was a real spoke.

JC: Oh, God.

DM: And the guy got it right through the face. I’m not joking. He almost lost his eye. Jamie got really upset when she did that to his face, and that could have been me. She walked off the set. Yeah, it took her two days to get back on.


JC: Shit.

DM: There were other accidents. You know, when I put the axe through the window?

JC: Yes.

DM: Okay, well she got eighteen stitches. Not Jamie. It was a stand-in for her. There were accidents for me. One thing that they didn’t bother to tell me was, you know when I’m popping the light bulb?

JC: Yes.

DM: Okay, now picture this. I’m wearing a wool robe that’s satin lined, soaking, wringing wet, and I’ve got a fourteen-pound iron fucking goddamn tractor wrench popping those light bulbs in live sockets. If I would have connected right with one of those ––

JC: You would have been electrocuted.

DM: I’d have been toast.

JC: Yes.

DM: And nobody realizes that. Remember, I’m covered in blood. Okay, this is phony blood which is like done with jelly and jam, all kinds of shit. And when you pop a light bulb, a light bulb sucks in first and then explodes. So there was the finest fibers all over me, I break eight light bulbs. When they took that robe off , every one of them went right in through my clothing. The glass was unreal, and they literally had to soak my arms in water before they could do – like they couldn’t wipe me. I mean, I was covered in glass. And like you know, at that point they didn’t care, okay?

So when the train was – they got excited as we were doing it so well, a lot of it was just one take, and they just got really super excited. Okay, good: Let’s move it, move it, move it, you know? And it was hard.

Jamie does not promote Terror Train is because I came off more than she did. And that didn’t sit right with her and I don’t know if you noticed, but the cover has now changed

JC: What’s changed with the cover now?

DM: The original cover was me. The new one is her. I’m behind her. Why do you think they did that?

JC: Why?

DM: She wanted to be first and foremost. It was always me. Not her. On the cover, now it’s her. You get my drift?



Original and new cover for Terror Train





When my convention agent Sean Clark brought her a laserdisc of Terror Train for her to sign, she looked at it, she flipped it over, signed the back of it. She wouldn’t sign the front of it. Sean said, “I really want you to do it on the front,” and she says, “No, that’s Derek.” She wouldn’t sign it because it has the original cover.


JC: I’ve heard some bizarre stories with her, with the horror stuff.

DM: The ironic part is, is I think whereas she’s making the biggest mistake in the world that she doesn’t want to be the scream queen, but she always was. Why isn’t she promoting it? You know, it’s what made her career and she doesn’t want to know from it. Sean said to me, “Between the three of you – you, David Copperfield, and Jamie – would be there for a week, just signing copies of Terror Train.” I said, “Don’t think about it. It’s not happening.” It might later on. I think she’s going to kind of humble herself. I mean, we’re still friends.

I’ve got to tell you, that was an honor when she – she turned twenty-one on the set, and both her mother and father came. So you know, I got to meet Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh – not together. They were not exactly friendly. But yeah, it was interesting to meet them. It was nice. I know he only died a couple of weeks ago, but it was an honor to meet the man and her.


JC: So Terror Train comes out, but we don’t hear from you anymore after that. What happened?

DM: Well, after Terror Train finished shooting, Kenny was there for fucking eight months. To get him out after the film was God awful. He lived within me and I needed him out. Because I’m nowhere near that type of a person. I raised him, and then to get rid of him is really hard. Nobody at my house for Thanksgiving wanted me to carve the turkey.

20th Century owned a part of me after Terror Train. I had a five year contract with then. They told me what I could and could not do. Anything that Aaron Spelling owned is what you did and that was basically it. Anything that I did, it had to be Kenny. They would not allow me to explore comedy, or drama, or anything like this. It had to be horror. You know, every character I was offered was Kenny. I got a few other pictures offers – Happy Birthday To Me, My Bloody Valentine, Death Ship. All of those were given to me. I didn’t want to do them. I think that would have been typecast had I done that. I don’t want to be a Freddy or Jason.

JC: I see.

DM: It got extremely boring. And you know, for five years. Can you imagine? I knew I had so much more in me, and I couldn’t wait for that contract to go so I could start doing independent films. While I was under contract with 20th Century Fox, I started my own series. I did a pilot of which we did six, which you know, was ordered. The ironic part was, it’s before Will and Grace came out. I was the original. I was the first openly gay character ever on T.V. The censor boards, of course, wouldn’t allow it then. Okay, and then in 1980, you have to understand something. Okay? I’m gay. In the 1980s, it was taboo, especially with 20th Century Fox.

Terror Train was probably one of the greatest moments in my life. Also, it’s a double-edge sword. When you’re twenty-two years old, your whole life has changed. People tell you that you can do this, and you can’t do that. My boyfriend was told that he wasn’t allowed to be within twenty feet of me for pictures.

JC: Oh.

DM: So it embarrassed me. You have to understand, like in the ‘80s, I wasn’t allowed to be me. It wasn’t fair to my lover that he was – I mean, this is the man that made my career. I mean, he made me. Okay, he got me across the country. He did the whole bit. And he was basically denied, and you know, literally told, and he just looked at me and you could see that. He just couldn’t handle it and I don’t blame him. You know, today it wouldn’t matter. You know, like when I look at Neil Patrick Harris, you know, who plays one of the most vile fucking womanizers on T.V.

JC: Yes.

DM: And yet he’s gay. Why now do they accept it and not then? But you know, when I was there it had to do with Rock Hudson with Linda Evans getting kissed, and she thought she was going to have AIDS and yadda yadda. That put a stop to everything. And I would have been poisoned. I was told by 20th Century “Don’t say a word. Don’t do this.” I wasn’t allowed to go to Gay Pride. I got married. They actually married me off.

JC: So you married a woman?

DM: Yep, that was to save my name, okay, for the box office. Because you know, like at that time they told me my audience was between the ages of fourteen to thirty, to forty-two. I was gay, and was known to be gay, then my reality would not – you know, they might as well just wash it down the drain. You know, I wasn’t worth anything. Pretty sad. So it totally – as I said, it’s a double-edge sword. However, my lover and I, we’re back together.

JC: Oh, that’s great. That’s great.

DM: We spent ten years together then. Thirty years later we’re back together.

JC: Well, what were some of the independent films you did after your five-year contract?

DM: The thing is I don’t think you would have heard anything that happened due to the fact that, you know, I’m Canadian, and the thing is that what’s in Canada doesn’t go, let’s say, worldwide, okay? You know, what’s in Canada stays in Canada in a sense.

Oh, I did My Lovely Bank. I did Sentense Diabolique. You see, the thing is that you’ve got to remember that this is a dual language country. I also do French, so a lot of those would not be seen. They’d be considered a foreign film. I had a ball. And you know, like I mean people actually saw that there was another dimension from me, and I needed that.

A lot of people used to say to me, “You know, Derek, because you are gay, did you get picked for gay parts?” No. As a matter of fact, there was a couple of parts that I did. One time was with James Orr, who at that time was going out with Farrah Fawcett.

JC: Do you know what happened between James and Farrah?

DM: Yeah, well he beat the crap out of her.

JC: Right. That story. Yes.

DM: So anyway, James and I did this scene and I was a hairdresser. He turned and looked at me, and he says, “You’ve got to be gayer”. I turned to him, I looked at him, and I said, “Do you think that we’re all cookie cutters? Are all the gays you met all your life just limp-wristed fucking idiots? Because that’s not the gay community.” He turned and looked at me, and he said, “Well, what do you mean?” I said, “Well, you wouldn’t be able to do this film with the beauty in it and everything else if it wasn’t for gay people. Such as makeup, hair, set design. Everything else. So back off, bastard.”

I got a career, but I lost a relationship. And then after it got to the point where I couldn’t have another one, not without trying, that’s when I decided that “Okay, I’m sick and tired of being in front of a camera, and I want to know what goes on behind the camera”. I went to find out what the suits were really actually talking about. That how could you do this to somebody else’s life? And then I found out, they don’t give a rat’s ass. All I was was just the dollar. And you know, if you get the suit, you’ve got the part. Talent has nothing to do with it.

JC: What did you do behind the camera?

DM: I started working with Taurus 7 and I was behind the scenes for almost seven years. I worked with Cronenberg, I did rewrites and I cast. I did all kinds of things. During that time, that’s where independent became more important to me, because these people truly love what they’re doing.

JC: I understand there was a documentary about you. Could you tell me a little more about that film?

DM: The documentary is called Lip Gloss. It is about the under-belly of the live entertainment world here in Montreal. It took 6 years to do and it went over very well. We even opened the Montreal World Film Festival!!


Derek looing for undies in Lip Gloss



JC: There was also a film you did a year and half ago called Family Motel. Tell me about that one.

DM: When I did Family Motel, I was just tickled to death. That part was not written. They just wanted me in the picture, and I wrote my part. And to come up with this character where I’m going to play an aging fucking old drag queen! The wife drops the kid off on me, and I have a little eight-year-old kid that’s staying in the hotel with me while I’m playing in the lounge downstairs. I’m not exactly happy about myself, especially with the kid.

The next thing you see is I’ve got the kid by the hand and I’m coming through the lobby, and there’s this Indian family that’s there. It’s all about immigration. He says, “You’re nothing but an old fucking fag, you fucking cunt.” He’s going on right in front of these people, and my child and I just let it fucking rip. And finally the scene is, is that as I’m walking out the door, this woman, this Indian woman, turns and she’s wearing all the garb and everything else, and I say, “Honey, welcome to the country. If he can do this to me, can you imagine what he’s going to do to you?” And that was it.


Derek and Child in Family Motel




JC: That was a good line. Yeah.

DM: So I mean, I’m in my own country, okay? So that kind of said it, and we got an award.

JC: That’s great.

DM: Yeah, four of them in New York.

JC: We met at Monstermania. That was your first horror convention appearance. Tell me your thoughts on that.

DM: When they dragged me out to do this, I wasn’t sure whether I wanted to, to be very honest with you. In Canada we don’t charge for an autograph, okay? Like I just feel privileged that somebody would come up to me and know who I am. But here, they don’t do it the way that the Americans do. I’m allowed to have a hot meal. You know, wait till I’m finished dinner and then come over. You know, not join – or in the middle of it – you know, to intrude. So I don’t think the celebrity concept is as big here as it is in the States. They know who I am, but they just respect my privacy.

Now when I did do this, when I went to the convention, I was extremely surprised. This is thirty years after Terror Train, the minute I hit the airport it started. “Mr. MacKinnon, can I have your autograph?” I turn and I look at them. You know, like I’m pitch black, you know, back in those days, and now I have gray hair.

When I get there, I find out through the promoters that the fans like the victims to a certain extent, but it’s the killer that they’re really interested in. Robert Englund (who plays Freddy Krueger) and I are friends. I look at him, and I’m like, “Robert, what’s it like for you? “ He looks at me and he says, “I think you’re about to find out, Derek.”

JC: [Laughter]

DM: Well, I did find out, and I found out I was the only killer that people loved. You know, like I just thought that was kind of funny. The interest that I found was phenomenal. I didn’t realize that so many were on my side, you know, watching the film.

JC: Oh, absolutely. I can tell you myself, I was on your side throughout that whole film. I mean, about the only person you sympathize with - but she didn’t die - was Jamie Lee Curtis. That was about it. You know?

DM: Well, I wasn’t being looked at as a killer. That got me. Most of them, you know, everybody doesn’t want to know from them, you know, and you know, I’m not sawing up people and all that shit just out of revenge. He had a reason.

It’s a bit overwhelming when you do a convention, but I think what I really love about it is the first time you don’t know any of your peers who also acted in horror films, and you find out we all have the same stories. It’s amazing.

Like a lot of them, you know, not the best childhood. We were all left alone. After you got your star, everybody just picked up and leaves you. We do a lot of forgettable films. When we do a film there’s a working title. We don’t know what they change it to after the fact. So there are times I’m in my house and I’m just fooling around, the TV is on and I go, “Hmm, I remember that line” and sure enough, it’s a film I did and had no idea.

I was asking Linda Blair and Robert Englund, “Would anybody remember you in anything else other than Freddy and The Exorcist?” We all said the same thing .We do the one character in our life that will be most memorable. They’ll all be written on our tombstones. No matter what you’ve done, even if you were nominated for an Academy, you’re only known for that one part.

But the one thing that was nice is that all my fans are saying I was the most approachable.

JC: Well, as a horror fan myself, I would agree with that.

DM: They could actually talk to me and, you know, I wasn’t – like Sean kept telling me, “You know, don’t let them take photos and all that.” Well, they didn’t, only if I said it was OK. But you know, for them , being a promoter, it’s money out of their pockets I think. Right?

JC: Right. They get a percentage, from what I understand, of your autographs.

DM: Oh, yeah. I was being interviewed and this one person, he said “What do you think, this being your first convention?” I said it’s pretty much like prostitution. [Laughter] I said, “I’ve never charged for anything in my life,” and he said “Yes.” I said, “I just gave it away”, so I said, “Like, basically, that makes me a whore. Right?”And he said, “Yeah.” And I said, “Well, now I feel like a slut.” [Laughter] And he says, “Why?” I said, “Well, nothing less than a prostitute.” And I said, “My pimp is my agent.”And that’s the truth.

Did I tell you what happened when we were in Baltimore?

JC: No.

DM: I was in the bathroom. Sean was in there with me and this guy took a picture. Sean just looked at me and said, “Fuck. They just don’t give a shit.” And I turned and looked at the guy, and I said, “Listen, if it turns out, could you send it to Playgirl?” Sean says, “You’ve got an answer for absolutely everything, Derek.” I thank my fans, you know. Without them I wouldn’t exist.

JC: Are you planning on doing any other conventions?

DM: Okay, so like I’m doing this Screamfest, and there’s another one and I’m doing in Florida at the same time. There’s another one in Illinois. All three of them are going on at the same time. So apparently I’m going to be doing them, but I’m going to have to hopscotch. Monstermania was my birth and that was a tryout. Now I’m booked for everything, but Sean doesn’t want me in certain shows.

JC: Okay. Anything else on the horizon?

DM: Well, I swore I wouldn’t do horror again, but I’m gonna. Robert Englund and I are going do a film. Now, we’ve both played killers, but can you imagine having four killers in the same movie? Who’s doing it?

JC: You mean only one of you is going to be the killer.

DM: Of course.

JC: So they have four people that have played killers, but you’re not supposed to know which one it is.

DM: Yeah. Don’t you think that would be rather interesting? This is what we’re tossing together. It’s already been brought up to us. I say “Bring a script and we’ll see.”

I have a project with Matt Cloude. I’m going to do something with him. He wrote a part specifically for me. It’ll be interesting to see. I get the script this week, but I’ve already agreed that I would do it, and yeah, he’s a pretty good writer. It’s nice that now I’m in collaboration where I’m allowed to write for myself as well, okay? So when I see the script, I can go to the writer and go, “Hey, you know, this doesn’t fit”. I really get into my characters.

On November 6, I’m going be doing Dead Zone with Kelsey Grammer, where it’s going to be live throughout the world. Everyone can ask me questions. It’s a half-hour show.


JC: How did this happen?

DM: Actually, it was funny. I was on Facebook, and they came to me. You have to understand that I’ve only been on Facebook for six months.


JC: It’s funny when you added me as a friend: you were in the hundreds, and now you have like thousands of friends.

DM: Yeah. I know. It’s just unbelievable. The opportunities are just flying out the window. Well you know, it’s almost like there’s a resurgence of me. Like it’s a reverse, you know, like “Where the fuck have you been?”

JC: So it’s like a whole reawakening thirty years later.

DM: Well, there’s been a lot. Like I only did Family Motel a year and a half ago. So like no, I have not been away.

JC: No. I know, but America didn’t know what was going on.

DM: No, and why would they? I mean, you know, I wasn’t doing the horror genre, but I’m just totally amazed that they’re there. You know, and for one character. It’s just amazing.

With this show, The Dead Zone, they’re asking to give them stuff that’s never been seen. Exclusive to them. So I talked to a couple of producers and directors and I said, “Don’t send them to me. I want to be surprised myself at what’s out there”. The producers just keep going, “Wow. Wow. Wow.” I can’t wait to see what wow is.